Luckily this is what it turned in to:
Joel scored this off of the free table at work:
And today, when it is my last chance to clean up my house and kitchen before embarking on the adventure of hosting Thanksgiving Dinner, I spent the morning chasing down this item. I even called the grocery store yesterday to see if they had it. They said yes. So I drove the half an hour down just to discover someone was playing a funny trick on me, they had none. So I stopped at another grocery store, a library and finally the health food store where I found it and bought it for 8.99 because I was not going to be picky about price when I just spent my morning looking for it:
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.